Mentally Petting My Cat
Statement Tee
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- Wear it solo. Or hide the print under a button-down. Women and men rock our Statement Tees.
If only your cat could be with you 24/7. Cat moms and cat dads can wear this graphic tee as a reminder that you can mentally check out and just imagine petting your soft fur baby when the moment needs stress relief. This funny cat shirt is your stylish reminder that your cat is waiting for you at home. Great gifts are hard. Not today though.
- Selected for the gift bag independently given to OSCAR® Nominees | 2023-2026
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Women – Relaxed fit. Buy your typical t-shirt size. Like your tee oversized or tighter? Just go up or down a size accordingly.
Men – Fits as expected. Buy your typical t-shirt size.
Our Statement Tee looks great on both men and women. It is designed to be worn as a solo tee or a base layer (where the vertical print stays hidden under the buttons).
This t-shirt is pre-shrunk.
STATEMENT TEE SIZE CHART
XS — Chest: 17.5" | Length: 27"
S — Chest: 19" | Length: 28"
M — Chest: 20.5" | Length: 29"
L — Chest: 22" | Length: 30"
XL — Chest: 24" | Length: 31"
XXL — Chest: 26" | Length: 32"
Chest measured 1" below armhole seam to seam. Length measured from high point of shoulder to bottom hem.
Hey there! I'm Stacy, founder of Bored Rebel. I want you to know that we meticulously source, quality check (in our Denver studio) and design every Statement Tee so that you'll be thrilled with your purchase. And if for whatever reason you're not, we make it right.
We stand behind the quality of our products, always.
Here are some cool details to know...
Our Premium Fabric: It's the perfect blend and weave to create a shirt that is incredibly soft, breathable and moisture-wicking. We selected a cotton blend because 100% cotton is not a naturally wicking material (who knew?!). It's a 60/40 cotton-poly mix. Our premium imported fabric also has the benefit of not yellowing like you often find with pure cotton white tees. When you see and touch Bored Rebel T-shirts, you can tell right away that they're nice. We don't want to brag, but they look expensive!
The Print: We hand-print every single T-shirt. In our design studio in Denver...we do it all in-house. With our unique vertical designs, precision matters. Creating the expertise to print garments in-house and using the highest quality (and sustainable!) inks that we could find gives us the advantage of overseeing our own high quality standards.
The Collar and Stitching: For anyone who has experienced a T-shirt collar that eventually becomes like a wavy piece of bacon, aka bacon neck, this T-shirt is for you. No bacon here! The collar keeps its shape and will stay looking good for years. These T-shirts are side-seamed, a more expensive and higher quality choice, with construction that keeps the shirt intact even if you try your best to beat it up. We inspect every T-shirt. Twice. We check every stitch. The shirts we reject, often with tiny imperfections, get donated which we love.
Tag-Free: Tags are itchy and uncomfortable. So, duh, this is a tag free T-shirt.
The Bottom Line: If you've read up to this point you know that we're big time detail people! This T-shirt will look good for years. We expect it to become one of your favorites. Any issue...we want to hear about it so that we can make it right. This will be the best T-shirt you have in your wardrobe...Bored Rebel.
The People: We wish you could see, in person, how much care we put into our products. (But hey, if you're ever in Denver, we do sometimes give tours!) Just know this...the people at Bored Rebel think about you being delighted by our products every time we print, quality check or fold our T-shirts.
Woman-owned. Independent. Detail-Obsessed.
And if something does go wrong (wrong size or anything)...let us fix it!
Designed and hand-printed in Denver, Colorado.
Sometimes the simplest ideas have the biggest impact...vertical text, centered on the front of a tee.
Turns out simple is hard and different is hard to find.
Bored Rebel didn't start off trying to create a unique and cool design for the ubiquitous graphic tee. Our founder just wanted to solve the problem of having to see her husband's boring undershirts every day (it is actually a funny story). Click here to watch the video.
The Invention. These are the first graphic t-shirts designed to replace the plain men's undershirt with vertical text that can be hidden. The vertical text falls under the thick part of the fabric by the buttons on a dress shirt, so the print doesn't show through. We call the category that we invented Graphic Undershirts™ and you'll see them in our catalog as Statement Tees (a double meaning for Bored Rebel, right?!).
The Perfect Base Layer. This graphic t-shirt is designed to be a perfect base layer under anything from a flannel button down to a tuxedo shirt. Just the right cut, soft, wicking, tag free, everything you want.
Wear it solo, guys and girls! Our Statement Tees are designed to look good on women and men, worn solo with jeans, skirts, however you'd like...
A look you can't get from any other t-shirt. Our favorite fashion statement is when you pair a Bored Rebel tee with an open second layer like a jacket, button down or cardigan. The subtle vertical text pops and looks so chic under something like an open leather jacket. Love. Love. LOVE.
Yup, you bet your ass we have patents. Four, if we're counting. ;)
