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My Dog Thinks I'm Awesome | Vintage Wash Sweatshirt

Name: Champagne Will Fix It – Unisex Vintage Wash Grey Sweatshirt
Brand: Bored Rebel
Price: 120.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Dark grey vintage wash sweatshirt laying on a maple stool, with the inside fluffy fleece showing.

Champagne Will Fix It – Unisex Vintage Wash Grey Sweatshirt

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$120.00

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We are in LOVE with this insanely soft vintage wash dark grey sweatshirt. And your pup will love cuddling up to it too!

· light weight
· unisex
· premium light weight imported cotton-fleece blend
· super fluffy fleece interior
· vintage wash gives a stylish, worn-in look
· every sweatshirt has slight variations, a unique hand-washed pattern

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Unisex.

Men - Fits as expected
Women - Go down one whole size. Seriously...it's one size larger than expected.

Fabric – it's a ridiculously soft cotton-poly-fleece blend. Note that this is a light weight breathable sweatshirt, perfect for fall or layering in winter.

Shrinkage after washing is minor.

A truly unique patented design. Vertical sayings centered on the front of a sweatshirt.

Minimalist. Different. Strikingly simple. And if it's cool for us to say it ourselves...super freaking cool looking.

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Customer Reviews (and only one is from our mom)

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Catherine C.
Englewood, CO

I think that's why I'm such a lover of Bored Rebel. It represents transformation and leaving behind a toxic workplace.
Christian M.
Denver, CO

I expected to see a really nice t-shirt but this shirt is exceptionally well-made and so soft, even after washing. I love the design and unique vertical graphics. This shirt is super for gifts (men or women). Can’t wait to order more!
Lynn R.
Chicago, IL

They rock!
Jon H.
Denver

I keep buying them. I love the different sayings and the quality is outstanding. They have the softest fabric.
Pete K.
Arlington, VA

It’s way too hard to find good gifts. But this is unique, fun and high quality! And it’s one of the softest shirts I think ever felt!
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Los Angeles, CA

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my dog thinks I'm awesome
that's a hard no
I hear you. I'm just ignoring you.
go big or go home
I fucking sparkle
champagne will fix it
bored rebel
skull & crossbones design
giving zero F's today
this meeting is bullshit
today is awesome
pickleballer
I'm surprised I'm not more fucked up.
get in good trouble
my dog gives zero ruffs today
outside is my happy place

I hear you. I'm just ignoring you.
my wife thinks I'm awesome
my husband thinks I'm awesome
my kid thinks I'm awesome
my kids think I'm awesome
go big or go home
bored rebel
skull & crossbones design
my family thinks I'm awesome
that's a hard no
born to golf forced to work
the beer is half full
pickleballer
tennis anyone?
must love dogs and football
tell your dog I said hi
outside is my happy place
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my most important title is dad

my dog thinks I'm awesome
tell your dog I said hi
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my dog gives zero ruffs today
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my dogs think I'm awesome

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mentally petting my cat
cat mom
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cat dad
my cat tolerates me
my cat for president
cat person
my cat gives zero meows today
cat herder
tell your cat I said hi

unleash your inner superhero
today is awesome
get in good trouble
the beer is half full
you've got this
exhale
you miss every shot you don't take
don't quit your daydream
pop the champagne
just add butter
outside is my happy place
life is better with wine
life is better with yoga

get in good trouble
official girl trip tee
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I fucking sparkle
champagne will fix it
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